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southernbelle09
It gets a little crazier as we go.
 
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another poem to my collection:

 

 

 

Ryan McWhorey

ebony deleva is a great porn star,
one of my favorites, she beats them by far,
someday ill invite her, to the backseat of my car,
and hopefully walk out, with out a pressed charge,

sometimes she calls me pacman,
sometimes its just "whore",
and all her funny stories, only make me snore

she thinks shes a badass,
she thinks shes all that,
but i never disagree, cause she carries a gat

she lives in georgia,
with that guy ludakris,
and im done with this poem,
cause i gotta piss

 
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OK SO. I know im supposed to be putting up an entry from my old 2002 diary buuuuttt.  DO YALL REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND AN ENTRY THATS FUNNY AND DOESN'T EMBARASS SOMEONE. ...welll.... its hard.  lol.  its coming tho.  they're all funny, i just dont want to make someone cry or relive a horrible childhood memory.  hahahaha.  but just for fun i compiled poems that have been written by my friends to me.   i love poems. 

 

andrea

margie

zach

kd

hilary

sunnie

celeste

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANDREA:

 

Now Ebony here is my poem
I'm sorry I didnt write it before you went home
I'm not very poetic we all know that, it's nothin new
I'm only writing this because i'd do anything for you
You are the butter on my toast
The gravy that goes with my roast
The hot dog in my bun,
And last but not least, the girl who always makes me have fun.
I wish you would move back to New York,
Because with out you, i'm a lonely dork
You bring me excitement at night
And even in the broad day light
I miss our Hiawatha days when we would sit in a circle
I wish I was at your school when you dressed up like a dork and looked like Steve Erkel
Life was exciting when you were here over the summer
When you left it sure was a bummer
I cant wait till next summer when you come back
Then together we can criticize Zach
Untill then I will sit and wait
for that one special date...

 

 

 

KATIE:

come back to watkins

its just not the same since you ran away

before you start saying "yall" again

and forget all about the empire state

there's a seat for you at the colonial

and i've got all our chinese gear saved

besides the cocaine sucks south of here anyway



James, AJ, & their dead frog want you back

The hotel wants you back

DDR wants you back

And clute park wants you back
And KATIE wants you back

And that skunk you chased wants you back



besides the cocaine sucks south of here anyway....................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

HILARY:

ebony is my sexyyyy chica

her portraits are better than mona lisa

she likes to dance

and she likes to party

but her face really glows

when she's in the glen gettin naughty!

 

 

 

 

CELESTE:

E is for excellence....be mine

B is for beauty....its underfined

O is for OMG....its ebony

N is for naughty..you cost extra money

Y is for yummy!...bc you taste good!

 

 

 

MARGIE:

aight homie

aight

aight

check it

i kno dis fly chick, names E BONE

she has lotsa fun even when shes ALONE

there aint a part of her that hasnt been SHOWN

but i dont hate it, she makes me.... moan?
heheh

 

 

 

SUNNIE:

you like to be called cameran

cammy for short

sometimes when you laugh you snort

we used to play battle of the sexes

man, that was the bestest

in 2nd grade you were scary spice

back then, you werent very nice

you like to make up mean names

and i always go along w/your little games

youre very creative and unique

even though you pick on me and call me a geek

you have a good style and nice hair

your personality even has flare

i still remember your obsession with peanut butter crunch

you even ate them for lunch

we had many good times

i think back on them as im writing these rhymes

but you moved real far away

and i still miss you today

dont forget our im a slave 4 u video

why andrea licked her finger, i dont know

caw caw...you know ebony, the bird?

geeze im such a nerd

all the memories are running through my head

playing with the strobe light on my bed

dressing up like sluts

yeah, we were definitely nutts

the wonderful guy we met at skating

he probably still thinks you 2 are dating

i miss the long nights playing video games

i dont really remember any of the names

well im done with this

you are one person i really miss

 

 

ZACH:

Ebony ebony

Ur so crazy

But mostly when you’re on that E

I don’t know why ur not talking to me

But im sad sad sad

And full of grief

If onlyy I knew what is our beef

But I don’t cause ur a content little thing

Full of joy and laughter every time you sing

That’s why you make me happy, cause you’re a wonderful person

Too bad ur always cursing

And being mean to me

Its alright one day you’ll see

That I was always nice and kind

Although sometimes I didn’t do what I said and you wanted to kick my behind

But you didn’t because you cared

And im sorry about ur eyes that are rare

There.

 
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Can you wiggle your nose?: when i shake my head
Can you touch your toes?: with ease 
Can you do a cart wheel?: the best cartwheel in the history of cartwheels 
Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?: ...if i try really hard 
Can you bust a move?: in my own way  
Can you blow a bubble?: all day every day 
Can you wiggle your ears?: yes im a pro 
THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: i once punched a guy in the face with my fist in middle school but thats it 
Did you ever run away from home?: not without telling my mom first 
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: already certified 
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: i love fire, but id rather start one then put it out 
THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?: they call me flipper 
Do you like roller coasters?: i dont think they give me that thrill they give other people 
Do you own a bike?: yes! 
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: hell to the fuckin NO.  im SO picky with food.   
THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: i dont have a family 
Does your car get good gas mileage?: i dont have a car 
Does your family have family picnics?: didnt they stop doing that stuff in the 60s?
THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: many times 
Have you ever asked someone out?: .....no actually 
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: yes 
Have you ever been to the Ocean?: yea...not a good experience 
Have you ever painted your nails?: yup 
THE HOWS:
How did you find out about MySpace?: cait gonzo made mine for me and then i got hooked like the rest of you myspace addicts out there 
How many people are on your friend's list?: A LOT 
How many of them have you met in person?: almost all of them.  the rest i know by association. 
How many times has your profile been visited?:  5786
How tall are you?: 5'9"
How much money do you have on you right now?: 20 bucks in my bra 
THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: holly and esteban
Last thing someone said to you?: "no i dont wanna see that!!!!"   (i wanted to show her my gross blister from those grueling hours of vball practice) 
Last time you slept in all morning?: last friday 
Last thing you said out loud?: shit fuck (i accidentally opened the fridge and hit my leg just a couple minutes ago) 
THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: .....at this exact moment? my loud ass typing and my itunes on shuffle which is playing "linkin park - somewhere i belong" right now
What is the weather outside?: its too dark to see...plus i dont wanna look 
What radio station do you listen to?: i listen to my itunes 
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: el nopal 
What was the last thing you bought?: some fries at lunch today 
What was the last thing you had to drink?: hot chocolate yummmmm 
What was the last tv show you watched?: desperate housewives SO GOOD 
What's up with your MySpace picture?: hey fuck you! 
THE WHOS:
Who is your newest friend you added to myspace?: tiffany from my vball team. love that girl.   
Who was the last person you IM'ed?: ryan mcwhorey 
Who was the last person you took pictures of?: andrew bocz 
Who is in your default picture?: me, myself, and I 
Who was the last person to leave you a comment?: esteban 
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: mcwhorey and margie
No sexy bitches - strike a pose
 
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i want to ride my bicycle

i want to ride my bike

i want to ride my bicycle

i want to ride it where i like

 

i dont believe in peter pan

frankenstein or superman

all i wanna do is

bicycle bicycle bicycle

 

 

 
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girls might be mean...but boys are stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

so stupid.

No sexy bitches - strike a pose
 
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DECEMBER 3, 2002
ALRIGHT, I DIDN'T CHANGE ANY WORDS AROUND BUT I DID DELETE SOME STUFF because well..it was embarassing
(Burgie10308: TAKE IT OUT
Burgie10308: now
Burgie10308: now now now
Burgie10308: lol
Burgie10308: not even joking
Burgie10308: you have 5 seonds
Burgie10308: and counting...)
 
 
December 03, 2002

This morning in Science, Alan told me that i was B.F.  which i had no clue what it meant.  only Ethen, Zach, and Alan knew.  Then Zach was like oh yeah, Ebony you are DEFINATELY B.F.  then Ethen was like yeah, Ebony? Shes totally B.F..  All day I was buggin' them to tell me what it meant. ...didnt find out.  they wouldn't tell me, they said it was a guy thing.  And Zach had his hair cut.  I don't know any of the details, but its all shaved off.  not all the way to the skin, its like short enough to spike up.  Everybody is saying its because he had lice.  I don't think so.  Sunnie was messing with him about his hair, so he started messing with her about her eyebrows, so they don't talk anymore,  how could this all happen in one day.  And zach sat next to me today instead of her.  Celeste told me yesterday that i was cool.  she probably doesn't think so but that meant a lot to me.  I also found a letter from her, she wrote it in 5th grade.  I am going to run upstairs and grab it so i can show you. just wait.

ok i am back here is what the letter said word for word:
 
To my only friend Ebony DeLeva, sorry so sloppy
from cess
Dear Ebony,
Hey!  I'll try my hardest to stop being a "brat" which that's what everybody calls me!  When I was just trying to be nice at the table nobody liked me and everybody hated me!  I wish I oculd make more friends but I'm too stuborn and bossy and exspecially "Bratty"!  Well, I'll let you go!  You really shouldn't let yourself get into this, well, talk to you later. c ya!
P.S.  your a great friend,
      your friend,
      Cess
 
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                               how

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                                hate

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that is why im pro

                                crast

                                  in

                                 ate

                                  ing

i like to rhyme when

                                   im

                                  tired

                                  cant

                                   you

                                   see

Essay oh Essay oh

                                   how

                                     i

                                   hate

                                   thee

 
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gossip

illusions

duplicity

confusion

manipulation

disguises

styles

lies and

its about the superficial

the scandalous

the secrets

its about having people think what you want them to think

molding every word you say

             every garment you wear

to fit the image you're making

far from who you are without the make-up

                                                        highlights

                                                                sparkle and shine

come on its survival of the fakest

              its the name of the game

              its high school.

No sexy bitches - strike a pose
 
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