another poem to my collection:
Ryan McWhorey
ebony deleva is a great porn star,
one of my favorites, she beats them by far,
someday ill invite her, to the backseat of my car,
and hopefully walk out, with out a pressed charge,
sometimes she calls me pacman,
sometimes its just "whore",
and all her funny stories, only make me snore
she thinks shes a badass,
she thinks shes all that,
but i never disagree, cause she carries a gat
she lives in georgia,
with that guy ludakris,
and im done with this poem,
cause i gotta piss
OK SO. I know im supposed to be putting up an entry from my old 2002 diary buuuuttt. DO YALL REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND AN ENTRY THATS FUNNY AND DOESN'T EMBARASS SOMEONE. ...welll.... its hard. lol. its coming tho. they're all funny, i just dont want to make someone cry or relive a horrible childhood memory. hahahaha. but just for fun i compiled poems that have been written by my friends to me. i love poems.
andrea
margie
zach
kd
hilary
sunnie
celeste
ANDREA:
Now Ebony here is my poem
I'm sorry I didnt write it before you went home
I'm not very poetic we all know that, it's nothin new
I'm only writing this because i'd do anything for you
You are the butter on my toast
The gravy that goes with my roast
The hot dog in my bun,
And last but not least, the girl who always makes me have fun.
I wish you would move back to New York,
Because with out you, i'm a lonely dork
You bring me excitement at night
And even in the broad day light
I miss our Hiawatha days when we would sit in a circle
I wish I was at your school when you dressed up like a dork and looked like Steve Erkel
Life was exciting when you were here over the summer
When you left it sure was a bummer
I cant wait till next summer when you come back
Then together we can criticize Zach
Untill then I will sit and wait
for that one special date...
KATIE:
come back to watkins
its just not the same since you ran away
before you start saying "yall" again
and forget all about the empire state
there's a seat for you at the colonial
and i've got all our chinese gear saved
besides the cocaine sucks south of here anyway
James, AJ, & their dead frog want you back
The hotel wants you back
DDR wants you back
And clute park wants you back
And KATIE wants you back
And that skunk you chased wants you back
besides the cocaine sucks south of here anyway....................................
HILARY:
ebony is my sexyyyy chica
her portraits are better than mona lisa
she likes to dance
and she likes to party
but her face really glows
when she's in the glen gettin naughty!
CELESTE:
E is for excellence....be mine
B is for beauty....its underfined
O is for OMG....its ebony
N is for naughty..you cost extra money
Y is for yummy!...bc you taste good!
MARGIE:
aight homie
aight
aight
check it
i kno dis fly chick, names E BONE
she has lotsa fun even when shes ALONE
there aint a part of her that hasnt been SHOWN
but i dont hate it, she makes me.... moan?
heheh
SUNNIE:
you like to be called cameran
cammy for short
sometimes when you laugh you snort
we used to play battle of the sexes
man, that was the bestest
in 2nd grade you were scary spice
back then, you werent very nice
you like to make up mean names
and i always go along w/your little games
youre very creative and unique
even though you pick on me and call me a geek
you have a good style and nice hair
your personality even has flare
i still remember your obsession with peanut butter crunch
you even ate them for lunch
we had many good times
i think back on them as im writing these rhymes
but you moved real far away
and i still miss you today
dont forget our im a slave 4 u video
why andrea licked her finger, i dont know
caw caw...you know ebony, the bird?
geeze im such a nerd
all the memories are running through my head
playing with the strobe light on my bed
dressing up like sluts
yeah, we were definitely nutts
the wonderful guy we met at skating
he probably still thinks you 2 are dating
i miss the long nights playing video games
i dont really remember any of the names
well im done with this
you are one person i really miss
ZACH:
Ebony ebony
Ur so crazy
But mostly when you’re on that E
I don’t know why ur not talking to me
But im sad sad sad
And full of grief
If onlyy I knew what is our beef
But I don’t cause ur a content little thing
Full of joy and laughter every time you sing
That’s why you make me happy, cause you’re a wonderful person
Too bad ur always cursing
And being mean to me
Its alright one day you’ll see
That I was always nice and kind
Although sometimes I didn’t do what I said and you wanted to kick my behind
But you didn’t because you cared
And im sorry about ur eyes that are rare
There.
| Can you wiggle your nose?: | when i shake my head |
| Can you touch your toes?: | with ease |
| Can you do a cart wheel?: | the best cartwheel in the history of cartwheels |
| Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?: | ...if i try really hard |
| Can you bust a move?: | in my own way |
| Can you blow a bubble?: | all day every day |
| Can you wiggle your ears?: | yes im a pro |
| THE DIDS: | |
| Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: | i once punched a guy in the face with my fist in middle school but thats it |
| Did you ever run away from home?: | not without telling my mom first |
| Did you ever want to be a doctor?: | already certified |
| Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: | i love fire, but id rather start one then put it out |
| THE DOS: | |
| Do you know how to swim?: | they call me flipper |
| Do you like roller coasters?: | i dont think they give me that thrill they give other people |
| Do you own a bike?: | yes! |
| Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: | hell to the fuckin NO. im SO picky with food. |
| THE DOES: | |
| Does hair loss run in your family at all?: | i dont have a family |
| Does your car get good gas mileage?: | i dont have a car |
| Does your family have family picnics?: | didnt they stop doing that stuff in the 60s? |
| THE HAVES: | |
| Have you ever been on a plane?: | many times |
| Have you ever asked someone out?: | .....no actually |
| Have you ever been asked out by someone?: | yes |
| Have you ever been to the Ocean?: | yea...not a good experience |
| Have you ever painted your nails?: | yup |
| THE HOWS: | |
| How did you find out about MySpace?: | cait gonzo made mine for me and then i got hooked like the rest of you myspace addicts out there |
| How many people are on your friend's list?: | A LOT |
| How many of them have you met in person?: | almost all of them. the rest i know by association. |
| How many times has your profile been visited?: | 5786 |
| How tall are you?: | 5'9" |
| How much money do you have on you right now?: | 20 bucks in my bra |
| THE LASTS: | |
| Last person you hung out with?: | holly and esteban |
| Last thing someone said to you?: | "no i dont wanna see that!!!!" (i wanted to show her my gross blister from those grueling hours of vball practice) |
| Last time you slept in all morning?: | last friday |
| Last thing you said out loud?: | shit fuck (i accidentally opened the fridge and hit my leg just a couple minutes ago) |
| THE WHATS: | |
| What are you listening to?: | .....at this exact moment? my loud ass typing and my itunes on shuffle which is playing "linkin park - somewhere i belong" right now |
| What is the weather outside?: | its too dark to see...plus i dont wanna look |
| What radio station do you listen to?: | i listen to my itunes |
| What was the last restaurant you ate at?: | el nopal |
| What was the last thing you bought?: | some fries at lunch today |
| What was the last thing you had to drink?: | hot chocolate yummmmm |
| What was the last tv show you watched?: | desperate housewives SO GOOD |
| What's up with your MySpace picture?: | hey fuck you! |
| THE WHOS: | |
| Who is your newest friend you added to myspace?: | tiffany from my vball team. love that girl. |
| Who was the last person you IM'ed?: | ryan mcwhorey |
| Who was the last person you took pictures of?: | andrew bocz |
| Who is in your default picture?: | me, myself, and I |
| Who was the last person to leave you a comment?: | esteban |
| Who was the last person you said I love you to?: | mcwhorey and margie |
i want to ride my bicycle
i want to ride my bike
i want to ride my bicycle
i want to ride it where i like
i dont believe in peter pan
frankenstein or superman
all i wanna do is
bicycle bicycle bicycle
Burgie10308: now
Burgie10308: now now now
Burgie10308: lol
Burgie10308: not even joking
Burgie10308: you have 5 seonds
Burgie10308: and counting...)
This morning in Science, Alan told me that i was B.F. which i had no clue what it meant. only Ethen, Zach, and Alan knew. Then Zach was like oh yeah, Ebony you are DEFINATELY B.F. then Ethen was like yeah, Ebony? Shes totally B.F.. All day I was buggin' them to tell me what it meant. ...didnt find out. they wouldn't tell me, they said it was a guy thing. And Zach had his hair cut. I don't know any of the details, but its all shaved off. not all the way to the skin, its like short enough to spike up. Everybody is saying its because he had lice. I don't think so. Sunnie was messing with him about his hair, so he started messing with her about her eyebrows, so they don't talk anymore, how could this all happen in one day. And zach sat next to me today instead of her. Celeste told me yesterday that i was cool. she probably doesn't think so but that meant a lot to me. I also found a letter from her, she wrote it in 5th grade. I am going to run upstairs and grab it so i can show you. just wait.
ok i am back here is what the letter said word for word:
from cess
Hey! I'll try my hardest to stop being a "brat" which that's what everybody calls me! When I was just trying to be nice at the table nobody liked me and everybody hated me! I wish I oculd make more friends but I'm too stuborn and bossy and exspecially "Bratty"! Well, I'll let you go! You really shouldn't let yourself get into this, well, talk to you later. c ya!
P.S. your a great friend,
your friend,
Cess
Essay oh Essay oh
how
i
hate
thee
that is why im pro
crast
in
ate
ing
i like to rhyme when
im
tired
cant
you
see
Essay oh Essay oh
how
i
hate
thee
gossip
illusions
duplicity
confusion
manipulation
disguises
styles
lies and
its about the superficial
the scandalous
the secrets
its about having people think what you want them to think
molding every word you say
every garment you wear
to fit the image you're making
far from who you are without the make-up
highlights
sparkle and shine
come on its survival of the fakest
its the name of the game
its high school.

